It's not a pretty sight when you open your blinds to find a smattering of bird poop on a window pane. After pondering how a bird managed to relieve itself directly on the glass, you'll probably move ...
You walk outside and head to your car for your morning commute, and notice a big white splotch on the roof. It's always a mood killer to see bird poop on your car — can't they hang out in another tree ...