Excerpt from Unix and Linux System Administration Handbook: Performance analysis and tuning are often likened to system administration witchcraft. They’re not really witchcraft, but they do qualify as ...

An excerpt from "The Southerner's Handbook" Once, in my very early party-giving days, I was agonizing—on the phone with my mother—over what to serve at a dinner party for a famous book critic, a ...

Editor’s Note: This is a bit of fun Richard’s having, and not really from any true reference material. Though, if there were a book called the “F2P Hater Handbook” we wouldn’t really be surprised. If ...

If you're reading this, you're a new employee at Human Resources, Inc. Congratulations. And condolences. At the very least, you're embarking on a career that you will never be able to describe as dull ...

Some samplings from The Scientology Handbook: How to make a person sober. The handbook advises to use the command "Look at that (object)." Get the drunk person to acknowledge the object and continue ...

Alex Firer has written for The Onion, The Onion News Network, Paste Magazine, Cafe.com and can be seen every fourth Wednesday at the UCB in LA on his Maude Team, The Audacity. He’s fine and his head ...

Jan. 26, 2007 — -- While fans may be used to seeing Felicity Huffman act "desperate" as she plays the character Lynette Scavo, she recently teamed with movie producer Patricia Wolff to write a ...

"A Board of Review will make a final determination of the disposition of the appeal. A Board of Review shall consist of the assistant principal, the athletic director, and a minimum of 2 faculty ...

NMAI copy 39088020046736 gift of Rayna Green. NMAI copy 39088020046736 signed by author. https://siris-libraries.si.edu/ipac20/ipac.jsp?&profile=liball&source ...

Once, in my very early party-giving days, I was agonizing—on the phone with my mother—over what to serve at a dinner party for a famous book critic, a storied op-ed columnist, and some of my ...